You can keep your toenails to yourself. <br />You can keep them on the kitchen shelf. <br />Put them next to the jar..... of... toe jam, <br />which I hear is excellent on rare leg of lamb.<br /><br />Bri Edwards<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/toe-jam-toenail-poem-yuck-very-short-humour-humor/
